Scene info for: FuckWhoreberfest!
What the fuck have things come to as of late? I mean shit, I think us Bang Bros. need to look into some AA meetings... because this shit is getting out of hand! Check the scenario... After a night of wild drinking and partying.. this guy named Cliff that I supposedly know from some point in my past was next to me driving the Bang Bus.. how strange was that? I then proceeded to give Ugs a call to see where the fuck he was and he tells me he fell asleep somewhere on the beach and for us to go pick him up.... well my fine feathered friends.. this is where the plot thickens.... upon arrival, I see that Ugly is hanging out with a real live dwarf... a fucking DWARF! I know.. bugged me out too... but god-damn it all to fiery hell if this chick wasn't looking right! Lil' Diva's huge round ass had me turned on... which isn't creepy.. is it? Anyways.. Lil Diva made a fine addition to our crew ... so we were off! After turning and twisting thru downtown Miami.. we came across the sexy Alice... this german honey dip was backpacking thru the U.S. and was searching for a way to get to South Beach.. muahahahaha.... my specialty! I thought it was just perfect for us to roll with Alice... being that she's from Munich, Germany... "where the beer is from" as Alive put it.... so we were off! Diva did a fine job of getting Alice to get comfortable in the cauldron of debauchery.... I love this chick! So yeah, after briefly discussing how progressive these euros are.. it was time to get down to it... Having Diva and Alice strip down before our eyes was fucking great! Nothing better than two pairs of great natural boobs and round butt cheeks jiggling the day away... but the real deal didn't have shit on these antics.. Alice's blowjobs were great to film.... nice and messy is how I like 'em... Then my boy Cliff went ahead and fucked the shieza out of Alice... dick to pussy action is always good.. no? YADA YADA YADA... we dropped her off in the outskirts of South Beach.. you know.. a good 20 miles away.. haha! What... you think because the broad is foreign she'd get pity.... have you forgotten about my euro adventures?!?!?! HAHAHA! The Dirty One...
Ugly, Alice, Lil Diva, Cliff
Amateur, White, Brunette, Natural Tits, Blowjob, Cumshot, Hardcore
Runtime: 36 mins - February 21, 2007 - Rating: 9.4
Yo! What up B! Teddy Wanksta here taking over for Sanchez. Just kidding! Teddy's back in Wyoming. We found out later...
Runtime: 54 mins - September 06, 2005 - Rating: 8.97
It's always some sort of event when Ugs brings people from his past on the Bang Bus.... the self-proclaimed "King of...
Runtime: 35 mins - March 26, 2008 - Rating: 8.45
What's up people? It's still spring break here in Miami and the bang bus is still on the prowl for hot chicks willing...
Runtime: 35 mins - December 27, 2006 - Rating: 8.23
Oh hell ya! That chick Nautica was amazing! She had one of those thick black chick booties. What an ass on this girl....
Runtime: 38 mins - September 22, 2004 - Rating: 9.77
Hurricanes fucking suck ass. All these damn storms coming to Miami have been crampin' my style.... But...
Runtime: 48 mins - October 27, 2010 - Rating: 8.77
So the title explains it all doesnt it? lol jk..this week we have an AMAZON of a woman on the bus PUMA SWEDE and man...
Runtime: 43 mins - March 01, 2006 - Rating: 8.26
So check this one out... Ugs, J-Mac, and I were doing our regular ol' search and destroy thing when suddenly a...
Runtime: 45 mins - October 27, 2004 - Rating: 9.89
Don't you just love Catholic school girls??? All those years of pent up anger and sexual frustration.... just begging...
Runtime: 38 mins - September 25, 2002 - Rating: 8.07
WHOA...THIS WHOLE SHOOT'S A FUCKING BLUR TO ME... ALL I remember is being mad because my girlfriend caught me fucking...